Sextual SMS

@ Husband come home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoot his friend to death wife said "if you behave like this, you will lose all your friends one day.

@ Ten girls jumped into swimming pool. Suddenly, all water disappears why? New whisper ultra absorbs all water.

@ Biology teacher asked students to draw the female reproductive organ. A girl feels shy and looks down. Boys shouts miss she is copying.

@ A beautiful wife in bed spread her legs wide and asks sardar do you know what I know? Sardar: I know you naughty; you want to sleep alone on entire bed.

@ Aids awareness Logan. 1. Cover your stump before you pump. 2. Protect your ghilli don't be silly.

@ Divorced couple arguing for son's custody. Wife: I gave him birth so he is mine. Husband: if I put coin in cool drinks machine and cool drinks comes, is it mine or machine.

@ Six benefits of girls milk. 1. Cat can't drink. 2. No need of glass. 3. No expiry date. 4. Packed in beautiful container. 5. No need to boil. 6. 1+1 offer. 

@ Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch? Women's doubles tennis- 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch.

@ Lovers went to film; a mosquito enters girl's skirt. Guess where it bites? Naughty mind always think bad, it bites on boys hand.

@ Define breast? B-beautiful R-round shaped E-equipment A-amazingly S-soft with T-tasty milk.

@ You may love your girl friend very deeply, but you cannot express it more than 7-8 inches deeply.

@ Son: Daddy what's the difference between confidence and secret?
Daddy: Dear, you are my son that is confidence. Your friend ramu also my son that secret.

@ Blind boy giving sweet to all. Aunty came from bathroom without dress to get sweets, knowing he's blind. Aunty: what's special? Boy: I got my eyes.

@ Don't marry and make a woman happy infact remain a bachelor and make several women happy.

@ Who's guilty? wife dreams at night suddenly shouts "quick my husband is back" man gets up, jumps out the window and realize" damit i am the husband.

@ Burial worker : Your husband's coffin isn't closing due to his erect sex organ.
Wife : Cut it & put in his ass because that's the only hole in the town he hasn't ucked.

@ What is the difference between a child and an egg? Egg is an result of a sitting hen and cuild is a result of standing cock.

@ Sex is like restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes bad service, sometimes no service and many times you have to be happy with self service.

@ How to activate sex card. Open bra, press nipples, scratch the panty, and insert pennies. A sweet sound will confirm the activation validity nine months

@ Teacher: Write a sentence ending with hand.
Boy: My sex organ in your hand.
Teacher: What's this?
Boy: Oh I forget to put space between pen and is.

@ Which instrument is 7 inches long? Goes in to a wet hole, moves front and back, makes white foam of liquid? Toothbrush!