%Boy : Can I touch your software ?
Girl : First show me your hardware.
Boy : Should I install it in your system ?
Girl : Cover it with antivirus and then install.
%Teacher : Write a sentence ending with hand.
Boy: My penis in your hand.
Teacher slapped and asked what is this ?
Boy : Ohh I forgot to put space between pen and is.
%On first night both man and wife claim virginity.
Wife : If this is your first time then how you fucked so
well ?
Man : If this is your first time then how you know I
fucked so well ?
%A girl enters a sex shop.
Girl : Where is the duplicate penis section?
Clark: It’s there mam .
Girl : How much for this big red one ?
Clerk : Sorry mam , its fire extinguisher.
%Boy : My age is 20 years.
Girl : My age is 20 years also.
Boy : So come to my room.
Girl : Why ?
Boy : To play 20 –20 match.
%Three ladies saw a dog fucking violently.
Dr’s wife : They are enjoying life.
Lawyer’s wife : No it’s a rape case.
Army wife : I think the dog has come on a holiday.
% Why girls are called babes?
Answer: Because they wear nappy pads even when they are grownups.
Answer: Because they wear nappy pads even when they are grownups.
% Officer: madam swimming is prohibited
in this lake.
Lady: Then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: Well, that's not prohibited.
Lady: Then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: Well, that's not prohibited.
% A girl saw a man full of tattoo. Nike on his arms,
Reebok on his legs, she was shocked when saw aids in his sex organ.
He said: relax
when it enlarges, it becomes Adidas.
% Angry husband sent SMS to
father-in-law. Your product not matching my requirements.
smart father-in-law: warranty expired manufactured not response.
smart father-in-law: warranty expired manufactured not response.
% A man lying on the beach, wearing
nothing but a cap over his dick. A woman passing by remarks: if you were any
sort of a gentle man, you would lift your hat to a lady. He replied: if you
were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.
% Boy saw a lady with big breast.
He asked her: Can I bite them for $1000?
She says: Ok they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse.
The boy kisses, Licks, puts his face in them, presses them hared for 10 minutes
Lady asks: Aren't you gonna bite them?
He replies: No, it's too costly.
He asked her: Can I bite them for $1000?
She says: Ok they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse.
The boy kisses, Licks, puts his face in them, presses them hared for 10 minutes
Lady asks: Aren't you gonna bite them?
He replies: No, it's too costly.
% A boy wanted to have sex with girl
friend ashamed of his small sex organ decided to bring girl friend in dark
place opened his zip and put his sex organ on girl friend hands.
Girl friend: No thanks, I don't smoke.
Girl friend: No thanks, I don't smoke.
% A boy comes to class with broken
specs.
Teacher: What happened?
Boy: I was kissing my girlfriend.
Teacher: But how did your specs break?
Boy: She closed her legs.
Teacher: What happened?
Boy: I was kissing my girlfriend.
Teacher: But how did your specs break?
Boy: She closed her legs.
% Wife bought a new transparent bra
and wore in front of her husband.
Husband: Honey you look very sexy in this bra.
Wife: You know salesman was also saying same thing.
Husband: Honey you look very sexy in this bra.
Wife: You know salesman was also saying same thing.
% Two men searching for their lost
wife's.
1st: how does your wife looks?
2nd: 5.9 heights, 36-24-36, fair, blue eyes, sexy, what is yours?
1st: forget mine, let's search yours.
1st: how does your wife looks?
2nd: 5.9 heights, 36-24-36, fair, blue eyes, sexy, what is yours?
1st: forget mine, let's search yours.
% Judge: why you want divorce?
Man: She does not satisfy me in bed.
Judge: Its true madam?
Lady: Demit, whole colony is happy, only this idiot has problem.
Man: She does not satisfy me in bed.
Judge: Its true madam?
Lady: Demit, whole colony is happy, only this idiot has problem.
% Aids awareness slogan:
Cover ur stump b4 u pump
dont b silly, protect ur jelly..
AIDS is no joke
wrap b4 u poke
dont be fool
condomize ur tool...
Cover ur stump b4 u pump
dont b silly, protect ur jelly..
AIDS is no joke
wrap b4 u poke
dont be fool
condomize ur tool...
% LadyTeacher: write a sentence
ending with hand.
Banta: My penis in your hand. Teacher slapped Banta.
Santa: Sorry mam, I forget to put space between penis.
Banta: My penis in your hand. Teacher slapped Banta.
Santa: Sorry mam, I forget to put space between penis.
% Wife bought a new transparent bra
and wore in front of her husband.
Husband: Honey you look very sexy in this bra.
Wife: You know salesman was also saying same thing.
Husband: Honey you look very sexy in this bra.
Wife: You know salesman was also saying same thing.